“Vous pong!”  expleted Happy, who was practising her French.

“Il was le chat-food, Mastér a buyé!” explained Tops in her best French.

“Time for Tent-Training for Mastér” enthused Happy.

“Watchez this!” said Topsy, and began to pant furiously.

“Are you alright Topsy? ” said Mastér with concern.

“You’ve got him now Topsy! ” said Happy admiringly.

“Uuuurrrgh, Uuuurrrgh, UUUURRRGH!” Topsy choked alarmingly.

“It’s alright Topsy” said Mastér with concern, and unzipped the tent in double-quick time. “Zip, zip, zip, ZIP!”

“Out you go Topsy!”

“7.5 seconds!” said Happy.

“RESULT!” they exclaimed in unison.