Happy and Topsy meet the BBC

“He’s FRENCH!” exclaimed Topsy.

“No he’s NORTHERN IRISH!” exclaimed Happy.

“With a name like Dominique he must be French!” justified Topsy.

“And he must cut things, he’s called Cotter” mused Happy,

“Master said he was from the BBC.” 

“Ah!” said Topsy, “he must be a Big Bone Cutter!”

“Well he didn’t drop any breakfast that master cooked him” sighed Happy.

“He even had his own fluffy toy, in a special case.” observed Happy.

“No silly, that was his micro-bone. He even offered it to master.”

Topsy was very observant, when it came to seeing who was getting food.

“Anyway, he took his micro-bone away.” observed Happy.

“And he’s sharing it with everyone for his Monday lunch, and none for us!” Happy and Topsy sighed.