“Topsy!”
“Ughhh”
“Topsy! Are you awake?
“Ughhh!” said Topsy with more conviction.
“Is Master awake?”
“NO!” said Topsy with great conviction.
“Shall we wake him up?” said Happy,
Adding in desperation,”For breakfast!”

Topsy, like all good labradors, loves food, especially dinner.
Breakfast is the same as dinner; smaller, but definately worth waking master for!

Topsy gave Master a kick in the ribs.
In a tent this is very easy, and Topsy had practised.
“Ughhh!” grunted Master.
“Harder!” exhorted Happy.
Topsy kicked again, harder.
“Ughhh! Ughhh! What time is it?
I suppose you two want breakfast?” croaked Master.
“Success!” cried Happy and Topsy!