“Can you eat it?” enquired Topsy, as it was nearly dinner time.

“There is not much TO eat!” said Happy unenthusiasticly. “Master will need to do better than this!”

Master was awarded a 2/10 Master Dogchef rating, with the judges comment: “Must do better!”

AND

Today’s Camping tip: To save weight, hang your washed shorts on the backpack to dry. When they fall off,  your pack is 0.2kg lighter!